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  • Aug. 25th, 2008 at 4:44 PM

I don't have anything particularly exciting to write about, so I'm just going to ramble on about a few random things in the hopes I will be interesting. (plus I am getting out of the writing habit and that is not good)

1. My head hurts.

2. My dog 

is becoming a gigantic pain in my rear lately. He used to be SUCH a good dog and now the older he gets he's turning into such a beast. I thought dogs were supposed to improve with old age? I used to be able to leave a Thanksgiving turkey on my coffee table and he would starve to death before he would touch it. Now he's acting like he's a stray, constantly digging in the trash and stealing food every chance he gets. And he weighs over 100 pounds so it's not like he's starving. Just now LG went to go outside and he plowed him down trying to beat him out the door. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out....he does this CONSTANTLY and barks his stupid head off when he's inside and wants out, or outside and wants in, approximately every 4 seconds. Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhh. See #1.

3. I have turned into someone I never thought I would be. At the end of September I'm going to a Scrapbooking Weekend at a hotel with my sister and her friends out of town. Now I can't make fun of her for doing such things if I am going to be doing them with her. I will not, I repeat WILL NOT EVER wear any kind of holiday sweater. This is not the first step of me becoming a Soccer Mom. I am still me. Funny, silly, quirky, independent, artistic, sarcastic ME. I  am looking at it this way.
   
    a. It will be nice to get away for the weekend
    b. It will be nice to spend some time with her
    c. I have a gazillion years of scrapbooks to get caught up on seeing as I haven't done one in uhmmmm at least 8   years
    d. Perhaps now my child won't hate me when he grows up and sees documentation that I loved him
    e. I will have lots to blog about

and

If they wear these or anything like these, I will leave immediately.

Scrapping Nut Sweatshirt

4. I wrote a little this weekend...my first draft is up to about 20,000 words. All I want to do is start on a new book, I am sick of this one. But I am not going to quit. Oh- and to anyone who is following (doubtful) my third/first person quandary, I am exclusively writing it in first now...which means I have about 70 pages to go back and completely re-write. Awesome.

5. I am going to make chicken and broccoli stir-fry for dinner and I am looking forward to it, seeing as I have eaten nothing but crap for the past couple of days.

6. I can't end on an odd number. Uhmm...Let's see. Oh. My hair is red again.

Comments

[info]bostonerin wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
sounds like doggie wishes he was getting more attention. Maybe do a scrapbook about him?

And write write, write!

Edited at 2008-08-25 11:56 pm (UTC)
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
Brilliant. I will get right on that. After I finish the 39879823 books that will come before the dog one.
[info]pinkpiper222 wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
Why is there an appple near him?
Dogs eat apples?
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
It's a pear. I have some fake pears in a bowl and that was one that the kid and/or the dog destroyed.
[info]pinkpiper222 wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
I need to see you in that sweatshirt.

Like now.

Like 5 minutes ago.

With my christmas hat atop your red head.
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:03 am (UTC)
You can Photoshop my head on it. That's the only way you will ever see me wear that. Ever.
[info]pinkpiper222 wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
fine.

*sticks tongue out at you*
[info]sandrahoo wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
I'LL photoshop your head onto it...

...BRB...
[info]sandrahoo wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 04:39 am (UTC)
so wait... can I put a jpeg in a comment?

http://pics.livejournal.com/sandrahoo/pic/0000ts55/g27

hmmm.... maybe a link will work?
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
OMG. This link is not working and I am so upset about it. lol
[info]sandrahoo wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 12:05 pm (UTC)
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
holy crappy scrappy. I just choked on my bagel. I am going to post this for all the world to see.
[info]csmommy wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
Ya know it's funny but when you mentioned the section of breaking dawn being like your book, I was wondering if you figured out your quandry. btw, i'm about 300 pages away from starting breaking dawn. LOL

have fun at your weekend. I seriously need to start working on my albums. :( bad mom.
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:03 am (UTC)
Oooh you will love BD. I thought it was so much better than New Moon and Eclipse. I didn't think they were bad, just not as good.
[info]avegallino wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)

Just a thought about this: all you want to do is start a new book... ok. You are sick of the other one but you won't quit... ok. Then put it in pause and do the one you want to do. It won't be quitting, just giving it the time it needs (too rhetorical? ;-). I'm not a writer, but a reader. When I was a teenager I used to finish reading all books, even if some of them were boring. Then I read from one of my favorite writers: "If you're bored reading a particular book, leave it. It means that that book wasn't written for you. Reading should bring you joy". Now I don't feel guilty if I had a mid-read book in my shelfs. Isn't this all about freedom and joy?
[info]sandrahoo wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 04:42 am (UTC)
I've been thinking sort of the same thing... why not start something new if you've got an idea you want to run with?
But I'm not a writer, so what do I know...

I'm glad that your going 1st person - I liked that in the little I've read!
[info]whitehousemom wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
I know what you mean. The problem is I have already done that twice, and the two stories that I "paused"...I have never gone back to. :-( I am afraid to abandon this one, for fear I will do it again.
[info]mostly_irish wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 01:42 pm (UTC)
1. Write two books at the same time. Keep writing in tandem until one is finished. I'm assuming this method will work for me eventually. ;)

2. Once again, it sounds as if my dog has been giving your dog Bad-Dog Lessons.

3. You know they WILL be wearing that scrapbooking sweatshirt there, don't you? They probably give them out at the door.
(Anonymous) wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
Scrapbooking Weekend
Hey, for all you crop-haters out there, we are actually pretty hot moms doing this.

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