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the buttered dog incident
cynicism with a heavy dose of absurdity
Created on 2007-09-19 14:36:46 (#13852067), last updated 2009-07-11
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| Name: | whitehousemom |
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| Birthdate: | 1977-08-01 |
| Location: | White House, Tennessee, United States |
I'm a mom. I'm a wife. I love being both of those most of the time. I write a weekly column for my small-town newspaper which is full of all kinds of fun rants and musings about my Little Guy and what I think about things. The greatest thing about being an "opinion writer" is that I don't have to do much research. :-) You can read all of my published columns here: http://whitehousemom.livejournal.com/tag/column
Besides my non-fiction, which mostly is humorous parenting stuff, I am an aspiring novelist. My writing is sharp, witty, emotional, maybe a little bit quirky and sometimes funny. A literary prodigy I am not, and I don't pretend to be. I write for fun, entertainment and a little excitement.
I like music, I like to cook, read, spend time with family and friends, clear my head by writing silliness and participating in intense online Scrabble matches (thank you Facebook). My favorite things include polite children, Starbuck's, people that don't take themselves too seriously, things that make me laugh, bursts of creativity, bubble baths and Prozac.
Besides my non-fiction, which mostly is humorous parenting stuff, I am an aspiring novelist. My writing is sharp, witty, emotional, maybe a little bit quirky and sometimes funny. A literary prodigy I am not, and I don't pretend to be. I write for fun, entertainment and a little excitement.
I like music, I like to cook, read, spend time with family and friends, clear my head by writing silliness and participating in intense online Scrabble matches (thank you Facebook). My favorite things include polite children, Starbuck's, people that don't take themselves too seriously, things that make me laugh, bursts of creativity, bubble baths and Prozac.
Interests (20):
baking, being a mom, clothes, coffee, cooking, dessert, family, friends, laughing, making people laugh, movies, music, pinot noir, reading, recipes, shoes, shopping, the beach, traveling, writing
Schools:
Piper High School - Sunrise, FL (1991 - 1995)University of Tennessee - Knoxville, TN (1995 - 2003)
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