Picture this. You're three years old. Your parents ordered Juno from Netflix. They said it was fabulous. So fabulous that you decided to swipe it and hide it, and keep it safely hidden somewhere until you're old enough to understand it.

Where would you hide it?

This is a contest open to anyone who reads my blog. Here are the rules:

1. You tell me where to look and I will look.
2. I will not take apart any plumbing fixtures to look in there.
3. All answers must be inside my house. Unless he smuggled it out in a body cavity, it has not left this home.

Sounds pretty simple, no? Here's the tricky part. I have looked EVERYWHERE UNDER THE SUN for this DVD and I am convinced that it has been eaten by someone or something. It was sitting on the desk, in the envelope, ready to be mailed back....when Captain Destructo was playing nearby and VOILA! Empty envelope, missing DVD.

If you guess right, you win a hamburger phone.*

May the best man, woman, or pregnant teen win.