For some reason, seeing THIS



in my flower bed this morning freaked me out way more than the ones I saw the other day. I couldn't really make out the red on their belly and I was busy chasing LG around, so I pretty much blew him off.

In case you can't make out the picture, it's a black widow spider devouring a beetle twice the size of her.

I'm calling back those people that came to my door. I take back what I said about them. Clearly they know their stuff. I want my mommy.